Gameweek 28

What an ABSOLUTE OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!

Liverpool’s late late goal followed on from Forest not being awarded a drop ball a whole two minutes beforehand………now this is exactly the kind of thing that Nottingham Forest, with tremendous foresight, appointed their referee analyst for……………..unfortunately however the door to the referees room was firmly shut in his face…….. Paul Tierney having absolutely none of it ……………and therein lies the outrage……..

This is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY to treat a man with a CV glittering with the 2016 Champions League Final and European Championship final……..responsibility for ensuring fair play during our Saturday night entertainment, and……….I think most importantly ……….. founding ‘The Clattenburg Trophy’ in the Evie Dove Foundation League after cruising through the 22/23 season blissfully unaware of the fact that he had a fantasy football team!!!……… Well, we stand with you ‘Clatts FC’…..at the Evie Dove Foundation Fantasy Football league, our door is always open to you!

In other news from GW27, whilst the top of the table remained ‘as you were’ with ‘Crystal Pellis’, ‘Didier Dshamps’, and ‘Warnocks Warriors’ continuing to fill the top three spots, we did finally see a changing of the guard for ‘Top Gameweek’………’Hakuna Mateta’ had been clinging on since all the way back in GW6 with 110 points……..however take a bow ‘Gaz FC’……..you are now in pole position for the £75 prize raising the bar to 114 POINTS with an incredibly well timed ‘Bench Boost’ delivering a massive 32 EXTRA POINTS!!!!……..Fair play ‘Gaz’, that is some going and I think it is a team that merits publishing……read it and weep everyone…….you have your target for the rest of the season and remember how valuable those chips can be!!

I also bring good news for old friends ‘Wibble’ and ‘Warnes Wonders’………both teams suffer the weekly ignominy of having their disastrous total of 33 points left on the bench published on the Evie Dove Foundation Website…………well you will both be pleased to hear that your weekly humiliation is over, courtesy of the even more hapless ‘The Floppy Stars’, somehow contriving to leave Areola (13), Morris (8), Schar (12), and Willian(1) for a grand total of 34 (thirty four) points in reserve meaning ‘Floppy’…….. I am sad to say……… ‘you’ve had a mare’……!!!

That’s all for this week, GW28 deadline is less than an hour away…11:00 on Saturday morning and don’t forget that Blank GW29 is looming…..you only have Burnley v Brentford, Luton v Forest, Fulham v Tottenham, and West Ham v Villa to choose from, so make your GW28 selections carefully unless you are activating the ‘Free Hit’ next week…….in which case….do what you like!!

Have a great gameweek everyone and all the best from all of us at the Evie Dove Foundation.